Some guy used the word ‘ergo’ the other day while I was bagging up his tall-boy can of Mike’s Harder Lemonade. I was caught off guard.
‘Tis the season!
There’s a conspiracy against me. Someone out there wants me to play scrabble on my phone all day and spend my paycheck on the chance to win an oversized check. They want me to get 2 things of chips instead of one, so I can accumulate more gas points before the end of the month. Occasionally, they will even trick me into thinking I’m reading their emails ironically. I’m on to those fuckers.
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Fuck off. Humans only.